Fear and Loathing of Smart Cities

 From the desk of Vitasta

Time: Letting off some steam

All Aboard! Let's go!

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Smart Cities (with the wi-fi) 

to the tune of "Roadrunner" by The Modern Lovers

Sing Along!!

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One-two-three-four-five-six

Smart cities! Smart cities!

Going for 20 million a piece,

Gonna build a new big bazaar,

Where the wifi's free.

I'm in love with the urban spiel,

And the casual weather,

And the cow down the road from the traffic light,

Where the wifi's free.

I'm like the SPV.

Oh yeah!

I'm in love with infrastructure,

22 kilometer sewer restoration,

I'm in love with the urban spiel,

I'm in love with the SPV.

Digital hoardings and information chaos,

Bioswales and toilets with solar roof tops,

Haha, never lost with my GPS off,

I'm on the IoT express with my wifi

Like the SPV.

Oh-kay!

I said welcome to the Urban Indian Renaissance,

Thirty three percent going on 55,

Gated sprawls are my Kingdom and I drive a Suzuki Swift over

Pedestrian streets, pedestrian meat,

to the Hawker zone, I said,

Smart cities once,

Smart cities twice,

I'm in love with solar power and I got equity by

In Smart cities!

Alright!

Let's go now!

Smart cities Smart Cities

Going 20 million euros a piece,

Going to build a new big bazaar,

Where the wifi's free ...alright

I'm in love with infrastructure, 

I'm in love with the ethnic scene,

Friendly architectural philistines,

Bus stops with glass roof tops and the wifi,

I'm in the SPV...

Feel free to sing along

Come on!

(Underground cables)

Got the electric wires running

(Underground cables)

Got the wires, got the gas line

(Underground cables)

Got the thermo thermal stats

(Underground cables)

Got the first world infrastructure 

(Underground cables)

I got the love of the indigene

(Underground Cables)

I got the love of the City SPV CEO MLA

(Underground cables)

I Got the CCTV ATM water meter heaters 

(Underground cables)

I got the, I got the love of the 

SPV power structure 

(Underground cables)

I got the underground infrastructure,

(Underground cables)

I got the median cow greens,

(Underground cables)

I got the free SPV smart city

(Underground cables)

I got the, i got the wifi!

(Underground cables)

Alright!

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Smart City GIFT, or a Launch Pad for the USS Enterprise.
(c) Vitasta, Just for Fun!

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That's all folks...

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Peace Out!